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Warning! Don’t let the "Religion of Science" lead you away from God’s
Truth
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Do scientists really believe the theory that the Earth is round and circles the Sun? This lie is perpetrated by atheists scientists who have created their own religion and are determined to destroy God’s religion by contradicting the Bible. Any scientist who doesn’t go along with this new religion is ridiculed by the scientific community. The few brave soldiers for the Lord who try to speak against this heresy are banned from speaking at conferences and publishing in scientific scrolls. The cowardly scientists won’t even debate us on this topic! What are they afraid of?
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Daniel 4:11 The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto heaven, and the sight thereof to the end of all the earth.
It would be impossible for the tree to be in sight “to the end of all earth,” unless the earth was flat.
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Matthew 4:8 Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them.
Again impossible, unless the earth is flat.
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Revelations 7:1 And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.
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Isaiah 11:12 And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the earth.
Not only is the Earth flat, it has four corners and is therefore rectangular. Don’t be fooled by claims that it is circular! Some say the phrase 'four corners of the earth' in Revelation 7:1 is merely a metaphor for the farthest reaches of the Earth? Don’t let them lead you astray with this metaphor lie. Because next, they'll claim that the Genesis six-day creation is simply a metaphor.
Regardless of the shape, it’s clearly fixed in space . . .
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I Chronicles 16:30 Fear before him, all the earth: the world also shall be stable, that it be not moved.
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Psalms 93:1 The LORD reigneth, he is clothed with majesty; the LORD is clothed with strength, wherewith he hath girded himself: the world also is established, that it cannot be moved.
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Psalms 96:10 Say among the heathen that the LORD reigneth: the world also shall be established that it shall not be moved: he shall judge the people righteously.
The scientific evidence clearly supports a flat Earth. Pour water on a ball and watch what happens. Then consider the oceans. Clearly they are not covering a sphere.
Also, the scientists would have you believe that the Earth is 93,000,000 miles from the Sun and travels around it. For this to be true, the Earth would have to be traveling over 67,000 miles per hour. And all the while the Moon is being dragged along with the Earth. By what? It’s not attached to the Earth. The scientists will tell you there’s not even air between the Earth and Moon. To show how absurd this lie is, imagine standing on your chariot moving a mere 6.7 mph. Now represent the moon by imagining a ball thrown up while doing this. Does it follow you like the Moon supposedly follows the Earth? Now imagine doing that 10,000 times faster!!!! Clearly this is impossible.
But believers of the Bible know better.
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Ecclesiastes 1:5 The sun also ariseth, and the sun goeth down, and hasteth to his place where he arose.
This clearly states that it is the SUN that is doing the moving around the Earth, otherwise how could it move (hasteth) to its place?
Here’s further Biblical proof:
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Joshua 10:13 And the sun stood still, and the moon stayed, until the people had avenged themselves upon their enemies. Is not this written in the book of Jasher? So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven, and hasted not to go down about a whole day.
This makes it clear that it is the Sun that’s doing the moving, otherwise how could it stop? But just suppose it was the Earth that was moving around the Sun as the scientists tell us. Then to make the Sun appear to stop, the Earth would have to be the object that stopped moving. And it is supposedly moving at an incredible 67,000 mph. Slam on the breaks of your chariot when it is going 6.7 mph – then multiply that effect by 10,000. You can see how impossible this is.
Also throw a burning ember. Even though it is only moving a few miles an hour, it appears as a streak. If we are moving 67,000 mph why do the stars appear as dots? Shouldn’t they also appear as streaks? Unless of course they are traveling around the Sun with us. Imagine the Earth and all those stars all swirling around the Sun. It’s preposterous.
If you do not trust in the Lord and accept the bible as literally and scientifically true, you have not truly accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.
Do not be led astray by the Religion of Science. Your soul is at stake!
Don't let them teach these lies in our sacred public schools. The literal interpretation of the Bible makes for a most excellent science book.
Praise the Lord!
| Remember the old saying, "Those who cannot remember the past are
condemned to repeat it."
In much the same way the Church once taught the Earth-centered universe, some Christian groups are drawing a similar line in the sand: Either you believe that the Earth is very young as told in the Genesis account, or you don't believe the Bible. With this firmly ingrained in their minds, how many will be driven away from the Bible as the evidence overwhelmingly mounts that the Earth is very old? How many more generations are going to be willing to ignore the evidence and believe in a young Earth. Just as Galileo's time marked the end of belief in the Earth-centered universe, the days of believing in a young Earth are numbered. Do you really want to tell people that the message of the Bible is tied to this tenuous belief? The Bible uses parables and allegory to convey many of its messages. Why assume that the stories, such as those of the creation, are science lessons and not allegories to teach us how to relate to God and His creation. After all, isn't that what it is? A book about how to relate to God? When Galileo was being persecuted by the Church for his heretical belief that the Earth rotated around the Sun, he quoted Cardinal Baronius’ statement that the purpose of the Bible was to "teach us how to go to heaven, not how the heavens go." See Also |
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2005-11-30 Anonymous (Atheistic Evolutionist) wrote
Interesting, Fair and Balanced
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