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The Brontosaurus - Monty Python's flying creationism.

Michael Behe is the originator of the term Irreducible Complexity and extols the mousetrap and the bacterial flagellum (flagellar motor) as classic examples of this principal.  See Michael Behe for more information on his beliefs, ideas, books, etc.

By William Saletan
See www.slate.com/id/2128755/ for the full article - It has even more Behe lunacy!


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Monty Python Skit

Q: You say you have a new theory about the brontosaurus.
A: Can I just say here, Chris, for one moment, that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus.
Q: Exactly. Well, what is it? …
A: Oh, what is my theory?
Q: Yes.
A: Oh, what is my theory, that it is. Well, Chris, you may well ask me what is my theory.
Q: I am asking.

A: Good for you. My word, yes. Well, Chris, what is it that it is—this theory of mine. Well, this is what it is—my theory that I have, that is to say, which is mine, is mine.
Q: Yes, I know it's yours. What is it?
A: Where? Oh, what is my theory? This is it. My theory that belongs to me is as follows. This is how it goes. The next thing I'm going to say is my theory. Ready?
Q: Yes.
A: … This theory goes as follows and begins now. All brontosauruses are thin at one end; much, much thicker in the middle; and then thin again at the far end.

Michael Behe during cross-examination Pennsylvania school board case.

Q: Please describe the mechanism that intelligent design proposes for how complex biological structures arose.
Behe: Well, the word "mechanism" can be used in many ways. … When I was referring to intelligent design, I meant that we can perceive that in the process by which a complex biological structure arose, we can infer that intelligence was involved. …
Q: What is the mechanism that intelligent design proposes?
Behe: And I wonder, could—am I permitted to know what I replied to your question the first time?
Q: I don't think I got a reply, so I'm asking you. You've made this claim here (reading): "Intelligent design theory focuses exclusively on the proposed mechanism of how complex biological structures arose." And I want to know, what is the mechanism that intelligent design proposes for how complex biological structures arose?
Behe: Again, it does not propose a mechanism in the sense of a step-by-step description of how those structures arose. But it can infer that in the mechanism, in the process by which these structures arose, an intelligent cause was involved.

The interrogation goes on like this for pages and pages. Like the theorist in the Monty Python sketch, Behe throws up a blizzard of babble: process, intelligent activity, important facts. What process? What activity? What facts? He never explains. He says the designer "took steps" to create complex biological systems, but ID can't specify the steps. Does ID tell us who designed life? No, he answers. Does it tell us how? No. Does it tell us when? No. How would the designer create a bacterial flagellum? It would "somehow cause the plan to, you know, go into effect," he proposes.

See www.slate.com/id/2128755/ for the full article - It has even more Behe lunacy, plus many more great articles.


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2006-07-27 15:10:08 J.T., Young Earth Creationist, wrote
So So, Bogus, Biased to Evolution
Nothing of substance at all in this article. As a Creationist, even though I may not agree with every opinion that Behe holds, I can understand that those in the "intelligent design" camp are necessarily vague as to what exactly said intelligence is. Being based less in history and tradition and more in the scientific method, it follows that exactly what intelligence designed life (God, or some other apparently non-observable entity, as well as the steps such intelligence took to create life) is not within the scope of their studies, but that recognizing its role in the formation of life and the monumental improbability of the purely naturalistic view clearly does. The inability to scientifically verify the identity of the Creator is no more a hindrance to the study of intelligent design than the inability of mathematicians to prove the continuum hypothesis is to mathematical theory (or inability of evolutionists to produce even one concrete example of when and where macro-evolutionary change has occurred). This article, as well as the original one on Behe rate rather low in objectivity as well as scientific validity. They produce no counter-evidence or logical rebuttal to Behe's claims of irreducible complexity. No facts, no real evidence to the contrary, no addressing of the specifics of his arguments, merely the feeble and desperate defenses of popular opinion and ad hominem. Standard fare for the religion of Darwinism. Drawing comparisons to a Monty Python sketch as evidence against the man instead of actually attempting to refute his theory? A drowning man will indeed clutch at a straw.

 


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